Monday, April 30, 2007

Australia: Mortals or Martians??

Let us summon the FBI, or Interpol or for that matter hire some top detective agency, man I want to know what is the secret behind their ruthless form and why other teams look like amateurs in front of them. Are these people from some other planet or they are also normal mortals who breath in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide...let FBI do that investigation The other teams will require powers of Jadu(ala Koi mil gaya) then it will be an even contest i.e martians vs martians, else same story will continue to repeat..Ok on a serious note no team even came close to beat them,in 2003 at least England and New Zealand came close(remember Bond took 6 wickets!!) but in this WC they won always by a margin of 50 runs or more or 5 wickets or less…..Glen mcgrath and company did not even batted once…..and in every match the same old story was repeated…and yes their average age was 32 years whovever said that that it was a dad's army..doesnt matter any more…bottomline they were simply the best. Gilchrist wooaha I just don't have adjectives to describe him, his halcyon years are behind him but he batted like a 18 year old, fearless and ruthless…..Thank God India lost in first round and did not reach the finals else some more window panes would have been broken and media anyways they have nothing to do, whole day India's debacle would have been dissected on every news channel….Neways my hearty congratulations to this team. May u start losing matches may your bowlers and batsmen get loose motions in next world cup final which u guys are neways going to play.

P.S. If u want to beat this team in next WC in India please mix some spice in their food…at least we will hope that they wont be in a position to play and by default other teams will win….till then FBI its all yours please start investigations….

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The ball did hit the bat dude!

Anonymous said...

Good words.